we're blogging at a bar
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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