The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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