So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize