I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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