So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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