their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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