just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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