question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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