So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
