I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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