office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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