I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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