You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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