this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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