Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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