Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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