We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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