Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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