I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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