I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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