He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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