What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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