I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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