the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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