This girl is more easily done than said...
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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