I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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