I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It's blow job season.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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