dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
did you just send me my own nude
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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