I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
tell me about the eggs
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