fuck your aforementioned shoe
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
