Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Who died my cat blue again?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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