That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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