if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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