can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Your penis caused this!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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