Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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