If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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