we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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