question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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