Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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