I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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