i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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