he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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