On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
