Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
My liver just had a heart attack.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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