I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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