Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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