so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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