Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
tell your sister to shave her snatch
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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