So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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