I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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