Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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