that's an acceptable place to lick
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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