Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
