oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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