Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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